herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

(via meachey)

foxnewsofficial:

internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

foxnewsofficial:

internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

(via meachey)

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via roostersperm666)

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

(Source: thehighwayphantom, via joshpeck)

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

(Source: iraffiruse, via meachey)

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

(via spookyjamluke)

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

(via spookyjamluke)

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(via uhmsuree)

catbountry:

SHIT GRANDMA WE CAN’T TAKE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE.

(Source: bewareofmpreg, via meachey)

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

(Source: catleecious, via spookyjamluke)

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ubeprincess)

novub:

shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced

(via ubeprincess)