proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via ogrezealous)

"I want you to feel something when you hear my name"

poisuun (via poisuun)

(via circumcising)

"I hope
you never
regret me."

5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(Source: angryasianfeminist, via joshpeck)

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth, via utterlymecourtneylee)

Mom: Why are you obsessed with old men?
Me: Mom, he's not old, he's only like 40.

wtfsmokie13:

itsalllovejay:

urbanrealism:

Coming To America

- y’all too young

Lol

(via xaishaxhammadx)

"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."

I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via snowdealer)

(Source: psych-facts, via joshpeck)

"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."

Tati-Ana Mercedes  (via gnarly)

(Source: unpardeojitosnegros, via ogrezealous)

pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are ugly it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(Source: pestered, via uhmsuree)

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

(via joshpeck)