snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

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derpycats:

Just little sam having a nap. #derp #derpycats #kitten 

derpycats:

Just little sam having a nap. #derp #derpycats #kitten 

crystallized-teardrops:

STEPPING OUT OF THE SHOWER IS LIKE LANDING IN ANTARCTICA

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eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(Source: dongwoon, via uhmsuree)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

image

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sassykardashian:

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

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hilarydank:

*sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*

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gnarly:

im in a love hate relationship with myself

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ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: xeppeli, via ogrezealous)

ruinedchildhood:

It was a simpler time.

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sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong

sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong

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me reading my own posts: um no one cares asshole

I love shopping with my mom

Me: I can't decide between these two pair of shoes
Mom: Then lets just get both of them
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: okay